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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

28  12 2001

Ms Cleo sucks a big fat cock

I dunno what bothers me more, the fact that such things as ms Cleo psychic network exist or the fact that there is dumb mutherfuckers that actually call it. I got their answer to their problem, THEY EXIST, there lies the problem. a) why would you call with hopes of foreseeing the future?? first of if you are calling that number YOU HAVE NO FUTURE, you dumb piece of donkey shit b) If you are still reading this you obviously havent gotten my point yet DIE MUTHAFUCKA DIE, so the doctors are obliged to let you live but do you and humanity a favor and kill yourself!!!!


5 Responses to “Ms Cleo sucks a big fat cock”

  1. That was actually insightful ivan… I’m so proud of you
    *sniff sniff*

  2. hahah, exactly. “You will die soon.” “FIND OUT WHEN I’LL KILL YOU…CALL ME NOW”

  3. Man…..add me to your list nig!!!! ;)

  4. I don’t know what bugs me more about Miss Cleo: her stupid “psychic” network which is totally bogus or her TOTALLY FUCKING FAKE JAMAICAN ACCENT!!?! Argh. Her accent is so forced. I watched this really long infomercial she has and she kept going in and out of Jamaican accent to Brooklyn accent. It was so pathetic. If I am ever Dictator Czar Lord God Of The Universe she, and every last person who’s ever called her seeking actual advice, will be boarded up and sent into the center of our own Sun. That and anyone who actually enjoys watching WWF “wrasslin”. There’s undoubtedly others that would die. Oh yes, there will be. But we’ll get on to that some other tangent.

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