Do I come across as a fucking fag to you?
Okay so tonite I was having a drink at fridayw with a bunch of ppl from work and yes they are for the most part a bunch of redneck pigs, however at some point in the night for some odd reason someone said to me “yo Ivan, when I first met you I thought you were a flaming fag… I am glad you aint tho cause otherwise I wouldnt be drinking with you”.
Now I am not one that cares when someone says such things about me BUT then somehow the comment got around and 10 out of 10 ppl including women, who should have a better gaydar than guys, they all thought I was gay when they first met me. I was left with a sudden urge to be vindicated in my masculinity so I asked a random person that had been standing next to us in the bar for a while if she thought I was gay and the answer was “yeah kinda, mildly gay”…needless to say i fucking lost it and I was left to reflect in what ways I had given them the apperance of me being gay.
Man all I gotta say them bitches can SUCK IT. I aint gay and I dont hink I come across as a gay, or do I?
yes that is the question of the day… Do I come across as gay to you?
goddamn, i love you.
bitch please, you aint gay. You’re Peruvian.
gay is as gay does
stop speaking gaylick muthafucka I aint no fag, what does that mean in english?
shit dood brazil and england 1-1 at the end of the first half
bwahahahaha!!
yes. thats the first thing i thought when i met you too….not. Dood…you are more straight than ed is gay.
AWWWWWWW
Sweetie, they’re just little minded drunks.
I KNOW you don’t swing that way.
😉
Stop ripping off QOD.
And no, you don’t come off as gay in the least.
welcome to my life…
I just found out last weekend that the only reason Bethany and Allison met me is because when they saw Xian and I, they thought we were gay so they figured they’d come up and hang with us!
I wouldn’t have been so pissed off about how they figured you were gay..I’d be more pissed at the “It’s a good thing you’re not otherwise I wouldn’t be drinking with you”..wtf is that shit. That is what drives me crazy about being in a small town…GET A LIFE I want to scream at people sometimes.
NO WAY do I think you are gay! Even when you picked me up and tried to skullfuck me in DC, when i first met you, and the time when…
only kidding 😉
you are rockin like dokken lg
\peace/