Comments on: Spiders on my bed http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2007/09/spiders-on-my-bed/ Rants Of A Lazy Mexican Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:11:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: yonoshesteckler http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2007/09/spiders-on-my-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-624 yonoshesteckler Fri, 21 Sep 2007 13:37:52 +0000 http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/?p=199#comment-624 the only reason i can think of for your ability to communicate with these beasts is that you are from the jungle and you share a common tongue. if it had been me, i would have used science and reason to destroy this beast, and not my tarzan-like ability to communicate. also, i never would have used that pillow again. i would have burned it. with gasoline. i think the reason it was so drawn to your pillow is that it reminded it of being outside, what with all the dirt and hair that must have been on it. i must have seemed like the bottom of the amazon to this simple beast. i'm imaging by your description that it was just a common wolf spider. *maybe* a hobo spider. i think the one that hitched a ride on me the other day was a hobo. i believe they are distant relatives to the brown recluse without the necrotic venom, but i can't say for certain. all i know is that if i see one, it gets squished. don't bother telling me all the good that they do in the world; i see, i squish. the only reason i can think of for your ability to communicate with these beasts is that you are from the jungle and you share a common tongue. if it had been me, i would have used science and reason to destroy this beast, and not my tarzan-like ability to communicate. also, i never would have used that pillow again. i would have burned it. with gasoline. i think the reason it was so drawn to your pillow is that it reminded it of being outside, what with all the dirt and hair that must have been on it. i must have seemed like the bottom of the amazon to this simple beast.

i’m imaging by your description that it was just a common wolf spider. *maybe* a hobo spider. i think the one that hitched a ride on me the other day was a hobo. i believe they are distant relatives to the brown recluse without the necrotic venom, but i can’t say for certain. all i know is that if i see one, it gets squished. don’t bother telling me all the good that they do in the world; i see, i squish.

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