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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

Do you really have room to talk?

If you are going to talk about a company not holding up their end of a “contract” and legal issues, please be sure not to generalize, specially if you are going to throw in the part in which you try to make yourself more important by stating “I am a lieutenant coronel blah blah in […]

@dizkodan I’d be pissed! you b…

@dizkodan I’d be pissed! you best tell them bitches what time it is!! fo shizzle

bored, nothing to do, dont wan…

bored, nothing to do, dont want to read a book, maybe I’ll cook, maybe I’ll go rollerblading, maybe I’ll kick something

@doggiegirl I’ve got a stone c…

@doggiegirl I’ve got a stone cold creamery gc you can help me “waste” if you want some ice cream to go with that smile

@doggiegirl Hah som1 saw me wr…

@doggiegirl Hah som1 saw me write you a twitt and they went “eeww are you like into bestiality and stuff” bwahhaa I am gonna pee my pants

@punquin What’s wrong with you…

@punquin What’s wrong with your ac?

@meltoids you mean to say that…

@meltoids you mean to say that wasnt the case before? I am confused, freaking tree-huggers I tell ya

@doggiegirl cutting/hurting my…

@doggiegirl cutting/hurting myself is an specialty of mine. Im no longer surprised when people say “oh my god, you are bleeding”

@hyperism congratulations Mrs …

@hyperism congratulations Mrs Helena Jidborg-Alexander, it feels good doesnt it? beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Causality

It is almost 4am and I still cannot sleep, I am neither tired nor sleepy, I feared this would happen.  I cannot recall the last time I had a great 8hrs+ of sleep and have the following days go with relatively, even by my standards, semi-decent sleep. An hour ago I went outside hoping for […]

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