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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

@dizkodan that’s not the first…

@dizkodan that’s not the first time they’ve screwed up your cake

is it done raining for the day…

is it done raining for the day? I dont feel like jogging in the rain later. I wish I could rollerblade in the rain, i’d totally doooo iiiit

Why does it feel like it is ho…

Why does it feel like it is hotter now than it was earlier today when the sun was out. Maybe i oughta go bike riding again

I’ve been up since 6:15am, I a…

I’ve been up since 6:15am, I am already bored outta my mind, I wonder what I should do… Oh yeah my camelback is dead

@dizkodan I am outta this join…

@dizkodan I am outta this joint around 1:30ish I can bike to old dominion brewery if you want to meet up for happy hour. Please advise

Apparently I am a ratialist!!!

“Why can’t you speak in spanish to me? are you too cool to speak it? are you ashame of your heritage? Do you not like hispanic? what is wrong with you?”  No, you dumbass, I won’t engage in an exchange that utilizes spanish- or any other language for that matter- if I am surrounded by […]

@dizkodan apparently I get to …

@dizkodan apparently I get to drive to the leesburg home depot to pick up some tiles….u s and A

Recap for the weekend and this week so far…

Friday afternoon I had beers and chicken wings with my boy DizkoDan.  The wing factory makes some tasty chicken wings.  Afterwards I believe, if I recall correctly, we went to a new vegetarian Indian restaurant for dinner.  It never ceases to surprise me just how long I refused to eat Indian food based on the […]

8 v 21 gears

Because I was hella bored earlier today, I rode “my” bike, it was relaxing.  I have to admit that it was a totally different experience.  This bike, while still a hardtail, has a much nicer fork/front suspension than my older bike, has mechanical disc brakes, and much fatter tires, and it only has 8 gears! […]

Rain rain go away, come again some other day

First I’d like to thank T-bone ‘Rican Bantung for letting me borrow his bike.  I’d also like to thank his wife, Dawn, for some delicious cupcakes. I am sitting here contemplating just how badly is going to rain later today and just how much I need to get my rain jacket back.  I should’ve taken […]

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