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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

@meltoids if I jog at 6.5-7mph…

@meltoids if I jog at 6.5-7mph I can jog for 12min straight if I jog at 5-5.5mph I can jog for over 30m but I dont because I get bored.

@meltoids how do you do that? …

@meltoids how do you do that? I’ve seen people “reading” stuff while on a treadmill. Either I jogged too fast that I cant read or something

I am so hungry I’d eat anythin…

I am so hungry I’d eat anything that walks right now.

@punquin turn it up yo!!!!

@punquin turn it up yo!!!!

@meltoids sarcasm, along with …

@meltoids sarcasm, along with satire, are the highest and best, yet hardest to pull off, kinda comedy. U should feel special, special ed

@meltoids pack your tent, turn…

@meltoids pack your tent, turn off cell phone, leave computer behind and head for the closest beach/mountain. It works for me

@meltoids Hellz yeah it is. I…

@meltoids Hellz yeah it is. I’d recommend pineapple express to anyone that wants a laugh

@dizkodan what time is the con…

@dizkodan what time is the concierto today? I think I get off at 1pm and stuff. Please advise.

@punquin It could be your ice,…

@punquin It could be your ice, does it smell/taste funky? maybe you need a new filter for your fridge, that would eliminate the problem

@dizkodan maybe andy’s wife ha…

@dizkodan maybe andy’s wife had something do with it…crazy ass dog people hehe. Whats cracking yo?