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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

@doggiegirl Yeah, too bad. I’…

@doggiegirl Yeah, too bad. I’d say you call the manager ahead of time and act “blonde” like I have this coupon and totally forgot to use it

@punquin a picnic? are there h…

@punquin a picnic? are there hot hoes there?

@doggiegirl yeah well you are …

@doggiegirl yeah well you are not trying ot return it, you just want them to honor the coupon. Ask nicely and they might agree to it.

@doggiegirl take the receipt b…

@doggiegirl take the receipt back with the coupon and tell them you left coupon at home earlier, threaten to return it if they refuse

it is a amazing what wonders a…

it is a amazing what wonders a little 1 hour nap would do for my mood.

1st BirfDay

Happy BirfDay Marley.  Everyone wishes you to have a good time although you’ll never remember it, you are still too young, se la vi.  Feliz Cumpleanos Marley.  Toda la mancha espera que la pases bien, aunque todavia estas muy pequeno para recordarlo en el futuro, asi es la vida. This is the part in which […]

@dizkodan I can go for some an…

@dizkodan I can go for some angry music right now

Wishing I had remembered to br…

Wishing I had remembered to bring my smartcard to the metro station!

usc ho hoes lookie good I want…

usc ho hoes lookie good I wantz to make sexy time inside of her heh

drinking a beer n watching usc…

drinking a beer n watching usc game with dizkodan

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