If your car isn’t able to be driven into cement medians anymore, then that means you have to find a way to ram cement medians into your car. Perhaps a crane would be the solution. It should be a pink crane, and you should wear pink spandex while you drive it and yell to pedestrians “Hey everybody, I’m a girl”. That seems to go with the idea of ramming concrete barricades into a McDonalds-wrapper filled Mitsubishi. If you’re lucky, the impact will knock all the trash out (looking from a distance like popcorn exploding out from the windows), saving you the work of cleaning your car manually.
Then again, maybe all of this is a horrible idea.
Besides, you’ve probably gotten the motor/battery/whatever fixed by now, so the car is able to be driven into immovable objects once again.
If your car isn’t able to be driven into cement medians anymore, then that means you have to find a way to ram cement medians into your car. Perhaps a crane would be the solution. It should be a pink crane, and you should wear pink spandex while you drive it and yell to pedestrians “Hey everybody, I’m a girl”. That seems to go with the idea of ramming concrete barricades into a McDonalds-wrapper filled Mitsubishi. If you’re lucky, the impact will knock all the trash out (looking from a distance like popcorn exploding out from the windows), saving you the work of cleaning your car manually.
Then again, maybe all of this is a horrible idea.
Besides, you’ve probably gotten the motor/battery/whatever fixed by now, so the car is able to be driven into immovable objects once again.