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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

Got ya. I’m getting off work a…

Got ya. I’m getting off work at 130 cuz I don’t feel like staying til 3pm

@dizkodan yo nig we doing okto…

@dizkodan yo nig we doing oktober fest or what yo? I need an excuse to get outta work early and shiiiiiit

@doggiegirl Yeah, too bad. I’…

@doggiegirl Yeah, too bad. I’d say you call the manager ahead of time and act “blonde” like I have this coupon and totally forgot to use it

@punquin a picnic? are there h…

@punquin a picnic? are there hot hoes there?

@doggiegirl yeah well you are …

@doggiegirl yeah well you are not trying ot return it, you just want them to honor the coupon. Ask nicely and they might agree to it.

@doggiegirl take the receipt b…

@doggiegirl take the receipt back with the coupon and tell them you left coupon at home earlier, threaten to return it if they refuse

it is a amazing what wonders a…

it is a amazing what wonders a little 1 hour nap would do for my mood.

@dizkodan I can go for some an…

@dizkodan I can go for some angry music right now

Wishing I had remembered to br…

Wishing I had remembered to bring my smartcard to the metro station!

usc ho hoes lookie good I want…

usc ho hoes lookie good I wantz to make sexy time inside of her heh

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