ISellOranges.com http://www.iselloranges.com/blog Rants Of A Lazy Mexican Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:07:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 en Got ya. I’m getting off work a… http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/10/got-ya-im-getting-off-work-a/ http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/10/got-ya-im-getting-off-work-a/#comments Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:07:55 +0000 lgdizko http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/10/got-ya-im-getting-off-work-a/ Got ya. I’m getting off work at 130 cuz I don’t feel like staying til 3pm

]]> http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/10/got-ya-im-getting-off-work-a/feed/ @dizkodan yo nig we doing okto… http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/10/dizkodan-yo-nig-we-doing-okto/ http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/10/dizkodan-yo-nig-we-doing-okto/#comments Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:25:08 +0000 lgdizko http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/10/dizkodan-yo-nig-we-doing-okto/ @dizkodan yo nig we doing oktober fest or what yo? I need an excuse to get outta work early and shiiiiiit

]]> http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/10/dizkodan-yo-nig-we-doing-okto/feed/ Me contaron las malas lenguas http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/10/me-contaron-las-malas-lenguas/ http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/10/me-contaron-las-malas-lenguas/#comments Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:22:03 +0000 lgdizko http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/?p=445 Parece que una de mis queridas primas, queridas porque tengo tantas primas que hay un monton que no quiero ;), ha salido embarazada.  La felicitaria pero conociendola lo unico que me ganaria el atreverme hacer eso seria un lapo en la mitra, asi que solamente lo menciono aqui y se acabo.

Todavia se va ver si es que esto fue un “Se me chispoteo” o un muy bien planificiado y ejecutado tiroteo.  Sea como sea espero que el futuro bebe venga al mundo con buena salud.

Que todo les vaya bien por Suiza, tu sabes a quien me refiero.

 

Rumor has it that one of my dear cousins is pregnant.  This would be the time and place for me to congratulate her; however,  Iam afraid that if I were to do that the only thing I’d get in return would be her throwing the closest thing, within arm-reach, and aiming for my head….so I’ll just casually mention it here and get on with my life.

Although I know that she was toying witht he idea of having a kid, I am not sure if this pregnancy is the result of a well executed plan and/or if this was a welcome accident.  Whatever it may be, I hope for the baby to come into this world with good health. 

Shall great things come your way in that land we call Switzerland….yeah you know who I am talking. about,

]]> http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/10/me-contaron-las-malas-lenguas/feed/ @doggiegirl Yeah, too bad. I’… http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/doggiegirl-yeah-too-bad-i/ http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/doggiegirl-yeah-too-bad-i/#comments Sat, 20 Sep 2008 23:35:11 +0000 lgdizko http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/doggiegirl-yeah-too-bad-i/ @doggiegirl Yeah, too bad. I’d say you call the manager ahead of time and act “blonde” like I have this coupon and totally forgot to use it

]]> http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/doggiegirl-yeah-too-bad-i/feed/ @punquin a picnic? are there h… http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/punquin-a-picnic-are-there-h/ http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/punquin-a-picnic-are-there-h/#comments Sat, 20 Sep 2008 22:40:17 +0000 lgdizko http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/punquin-a-picnic-are-there-h/ @punquin a picnic? are there hot hoes there?

]]> http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/punquin-a-picnic-are-there-h/feed/ @doggiegirl yeah well you are … http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/doggiegirl-yeah-well-you-are/ http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/doggiegirl-yeah-well-you-are/#comments Sat, 20 Sep 2008 20:50:07 +0000 lgdizko http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/doggiegirl-yeah-well-you-are/ @doggiegirl yeah well you are not trying ot return it, you just want them to honor the coupon. Ask nicely and they might agree to it.

]]> http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/doggiegirl-yeah-well-you-are/feed/ @doggiegirl take the receipt b… http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/doggiegirl-take-the-receipt-b/ http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/doggiegirl-take-the-receipt-b/#comments Sat, 20 Sep 2008 20:02:22 +0000 lgdizko http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/doggiegirl-take-the-receipt-b/ @doggiegirl take the receipt back with the coupon and tell them you left coupon at home earlier, threaten to return it if they refuse

]]> http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/doggiegirl-take-the-receipt-b/feed/ it is a amazing what wonders a… http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/it-is-a-amazing-what-wonders-a/ http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/it-is-a-amazing-what-wonders-a/#comments Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:31:28 +0000 lgdizko http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/it-is-a-amazing-what-wonders-a/ it is a amazing what wonders a little 1 hour nap would do for my mood.

]]> http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/it-is-a-amazing-what-wonders-a/feed/ 1st BirfDay http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/birfday/ http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/birfday/#comments Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:06:50 +0000 lgdizko http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/?p=443 Happy BirfDay Marley.  Everyone wishes you to have a good time although you’ll never remember it, you are still too young, se la vi. 

Feliz Cumpleanos Marley.  Toda la mancha espera que la pases bien, aunque todavia estas muy pequeno para recordarlo en el futuro, asi es la vida.

This is the part in which I am suppose to make the effort and try to say the same thing in German but I am just way too lazy and Ich spreche deutch nicht, there is always that small problem.  I know I know Ich bin ein schlampe??? would that have the same connotation as “I am a bitch” in americano?  I must consult with my German relatives. 

]]> http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/birfday/feed/ @dizkodan I can go for some an… http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/dizkodan-i-can-go-for-some-an/ http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/dizkodan-i-can-go-for-some-an/#comments Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:54:16 +0000 lgdizko http://www.iselloranges.com/blog/2008/09/dizkodan-i-can-go-for-some-an/ @dizkodan I can go for some angry music right now

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