{"id":101,"date":"2004-04-19T18:22:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-19T22:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/?p=101"},"modified":"2004-04-19T18:22:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-19T22:22:00","slug":"how-i-fucking-hate-spring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/how-i-fucking-hate-spring\/","title":{"rendered":"how I fucking hate spring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So it has begun, perhaps much earlier than in previous years but alas spring is here and so is my love\/hate relationship with spring.  I cannot explain to you how much I fucking hate hate spring to you right now, however I can tell you that I love the fact that bitches are starting to wear less clothes viva los skirts and shorts uhmm yeah did I mention I also fucking hate spring???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So it has begun, perhaps much earlier than in previous years but alas spring is here and so is my love\/hate relationship with spring. I cannot explain to you how much I fucking hate hate spring to you right now, however I can tell you that I love the fact that bitches are starting to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}