{"id":159,"date":"2005-04-16T16:42:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-16T20:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/?p=159"},"modified":"2005-04-16T16:42:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-16T20:42:00","slug":"to-shave-or-not-shave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/to-shave-or-not-shave\/","title":{"rendered":"To shave or not shave"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just finished shaving, I am not happy of course.  After finish shaving I realized something, I&#8217;ve not shaved my face completely for at least 7 years.  I was half tempted to go ahead and shave all the freaking hair off my face, but then I realized something, I havent got the balls to do it.  I suppose I fear that I would look like a fucking idiot if I did do it.<br \/>\nSo after careful deliberation, I&#8217;ve decided that once I lose some weight I&#8217;ll be shaving all the hair off my face off&#8230;uhmm say once I get to be 175 pounds&#8230;. yeah yeah I know what you are thinking &#8220;Shit, that will never happen you fatass&#8221;, tis cool tis cool  I shall prove you wrong in about five weeks \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just finished shaving, I am not happy of course. After finish shaving I realized something, I&#8217;ve not shaved my face completely for at least 7 years. I was half tempted to go ahead and shave all the freaking hair off my face, but then I realized something, I havent got the balls to do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}