{"id":178,"date":"2005-11-07T12:22:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-07T16:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/?p=178"},"modified":"2005-11-07T12:22:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-07T16:22:00","slug":"toilets-and-super-glue-is-this-what-constipation-feels-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/toilets-and-super-glue-is-this-what-constipation-feels-like\/","title":{"rendered":"Toilets and super glue&#8230;. is this what constipation feels like?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/msnbc.msn.com\/id\/9911744\/<br \/>\nif I saw nothing else today, I could die a happy man.<br \/>\nThings like this really make me appreciate just how little my problems in life really are.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly left with the feeling, taking a shit without anything going wrong, is heavenly. <\/p>\n<p>Yours truly, The Turd Burglar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/msnbc.msn.com\/id\/9911744\/ if I saw nothing else today, I could die a happy man. Things like this really make me appreciate just how little my problems in life really are. Suddenly left with the feeling, taking a shit without anything going wrong, is heavenly. Yours truly, The Turd Burglar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}