{"id":19,"date":"2002-04-20T16:31:00","date_gmt":"2002-04-20T20:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/?p=19"},"modified":"2002-04-20T16:31:00","modified_gmt":"2002-04-20T20:31:00","slug":"fuck-spring1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/2002\/04\/fuck-spring1\/","title":{"rendered":"FUCK SPRING!!!!1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I dont think I&#8217;ve said this enough times I FUCKING HATE SPRING!!!!!!<br \/>\nI really do fucking hate spring.  I am still very much a firm believer that Jesus Christ didnt suffer from any form of allergies, if that was the case than his monkey ass would&#8217;ve gotten rid of them altogether.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve felt so fucking sick this past two weeks that I think i am getting used to not been able to breathe normally and tasting blood everytime I cough&#8230;.oh yeah did I meantion my nose bleeds alot??? yeah blood doesnt smell pleasantly either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dont think I&#8217;ve said this enough times I FUCKING HATE SPRING!!!!!! I really do fucking hate spring. I am still very much a firm believer that Jesus Christ didnt suffer from any form of allergies, if that was the case than his monkey ass would&#8217;ve gotten rid of them altogether. I&#8217;ve felt so fucking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}