{"id":198,"date":"2007-09-18T01:22:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-18T05:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/?p=198"},"modified":"2007-09-18T01:22:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-18T05:22:00","slug":"204","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/204\/","title":{"rendered":"204"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So apparently I am an uncle now.  My little brother&#8217;s kid was delivered earlier this morning via c section.  The kid was trying to come out feet first.  I told my brother that his kid is such a fucking wetback that the only reason his kid was coming out feet first was so that as soon as he was out of the womb he could make a run for the border!!!.  His name is Marley and for now he is in an incubator because he was a bit premature and he was having a bit of difficulty breathing.  Everything else checked out fine though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So apparently I am an uncle now. My little brother&#8217;s kid was delivered earlier this morning via c section. The kid was trying to come out feet first. I told my brother that his kid is such a fucking wetback that the only reason his kid was coming out feet first was so that as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}