{"id":228,"date":"2008-04-07T12:16:20","date_gmt":"2008-04-07T16:16:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/?p=228"},"modified":"2008-04-07T12:16:20","modified_gmt":"2008-04-07T16:16:20","slug":"to-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/to-god\/","title":{"rendered":"To God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear God, please stop sucking so much and make the weather be more spring like&#8230;without the motherfucking rain!!! Since my bike is outta commision I am left with just my rollerblades and rollerblading on wet pavement does not work.\u00a0 Also, I&#8217;d like to freaking use my goddamn grill and make some tasty steaks and chicken.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear God, please stop sucking so much and make the weather be more spring like&#8230;without the motherfucking rain!!! Since my bike is outta commision I am left with just my rollerblades and rollerblading on wet pavement does not work.\u00a0 Also, I&#8217;d like to freaking use my goddamn grill and make some tasty steaks and chicken.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}