{"id":535,"date":"2009-02-06T15:01:46","date_gmt":"2009-02-06T19:01:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/?p=535"},"modified":"2009-02-06T15:01:46","modified_gmt":"2009-02-06T19:01:46","slug":"i-dont-need-no-stinking-cap-and-gown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/i-dont-need-no-stinking-cap-and-gown\/","title":{"rendered":"I dont need no stinking cap and gown!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was just informed that I need to buy a cap and gown if I plan to attend either convocation and\/or graduation or both.\u00a0 I am not sure how much it will be; however, for something that I am only going to wear once, I am sure it will seem expensive nonetheless.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Now, I am not bitching about having to spend more money on an item that, much like a prom dress, it loses its value once you take it off, tho I am guessing the sentimental value of such dress is much higher for a teenager in prom night than it is to me on graduation day.\u00a0 What I&#8217;d like to understand is why can&#8217;t you just order them online? why do they insist in making me go to the bookstore to purchase such items?\u00a0 I get raped buying anything from the bookstore regardless of whether or not I buy it online and\/or at the store.\u00a0 Last time I checked gowns came on &#8220;one size fits all&#8221; and you can either get the &#8220;hey, I am normal size, I&#8217;ll fit into anything&#8221; or &#8220;hey I am a fatty, give me size fat&#8221; gowns! is the fit really what makes this such a critical purchase that it must be made at the bookstore?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I just don&#8217;t get it.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just informed that I need to buy a cap and gown if I plan to attend either convocation and\/or graduation or both.\u00a0 I am not sure how much it will be; however, for something that I am only going to wear once, I am sure it will seem expensive nonetheless.\u00a0 Now, I am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}