{"id":57,"date":"2003-10-15T17:54:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-15T21:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/?p=57"},"modified":"2003-10-15T17:54:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-15T21:54:00","slug":"party-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/party-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In view of the fact that everyone is gay and only three ppl bothered to answer my gay poll, I have decided:<br \/>\na) I shall cook, I am having both lasagna and some sorta dead animal on the grill<br \/>\nb) This celebration will take place in the afternoon of 10\/18\/03(yes bitches that means three days from today)<br \/>\nc) You are more than welcome to bring either a dessert or some beverage (No nutz, I am allergic)<br \/>\nd) I will have Grey goose and tonic and some wine and shit lying around for everyone to enjoy<br \/>\ne) You bitches better let me know how many ppl are coming or else I aint going to have enough food for everyone.<br \/>\nf) Maria and Jeremy, I know you guys hate me but I&#8217;d appreciate it if you come and if you are coming let me know so I can cook something vegetarian.<br \/>\ng) Dan and Steph, I&#8217;d love to have you guys here for this but I know your schedules are all fuxors&#8230; in the event that you can make it out for this let me know so I can cook some vegetarian lasagna or something.<br \/>\nh) I am pretty, oh so pretty, and witty and gay!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In view of the fact that everyone is gay and only three ppl bothered to answer my gay poll, I have decided: a) I shall cook, I am having both lasagna and some sorta dead animal on the grill b) This celebration will take place in the afternoon of 10\/18\/03(yes bitches that means three days [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}