{"id":58,"date":"2003-10-19T03:35:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-19T07:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/?p=58"},"modified":"2003-10-19T03:35:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-19T07:35:00","slug":"stupid-muthabitches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/stupid-muthabitches\/","title":{"rendered":"stupid muthabitches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the record:<br \/>\nIf you are going to call me around 1am to tell me that you are &#8220;restless&#8221; and would like to go and have a drink or two, please do not be a fucking dumb muthafucking bitch and get stupid drunk and then expect me to drive your fucking car home and leave you in some stupid parking lot because &#8220;you&#8217;ll be okay&#8221; in an hour or two.  I do not appreciate this kind of behavior at all.<br \/>\nps: christie, dont be such a dumb bitch.<br \/>\noh yeah do not call my fucking house ever again past midnight because I will tell you to shut the fuck up and leave me the hell alone.    fucking bitches.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the record: If you are going to call me around 1am to tell me that you are &#8220;restless&#8221; and would like to go and have a drink or two, please do not be a fucking dumb muthafucking bitch and get stupid drunk and then expect me to drive your fucking car home and leave [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iselloranges.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}