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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

06 2003

Outlaw motorcycle gangs

There are four motorcycle “clubs”/gangs that are in violation of the RICO statue
a) Hell’s angels b) The Outlaws c) The bandidos d) The Pagans.
All this groups have a very well define hierarchy and they use colors and tattoos and patches to symbolize something ie: by the way in order to earn this patches you must perform this acts in public a)white wings: this member has performed cunnilingus in a white woman b) black wings: member has performed cunnilingus in a black woman c) black and red wings: member has perform cunnilingus in a black woman that is menstruating d) brown wings: member has “tossed some salad” d) blue wings: member has performed homosexual fellatio e) green wings: member has perform cunnilingus in a woman that has std’s .. and my personal favorite f) Purple wings: member has had some sorta sex with a dead body.
Motorcycle gang lingo:
a) cutie: female picked up from the streets and brought to a party… with the intentions of having her perform sexual favors for club members… if the “cutie” resist then usually a gang rape is on the menu.
b) mama: female that is “property” of the club and she is up for grabs for any member of the gang that wishes to have sexual relations with her
Motorcycle gang tattoos:
a) the number 13: advertises that this member uses and deals marijuana and/or methamphetamines
b) the number 22: advertises taht this member has done time in jail usually for commiting a murder
c) 1%: term coined after police chief in san francisco ( I think ) said that only 1% of all motorcycle clubs fit the Outlaw Motorcycle gang profile, most biker clubs are law abiding citizens.
Something that I found really funny was the fact that in their wedding ceremonies they read not from a bible but from a Harley Davidson parts manual…. when divorces are performed they read from the Harley Davidson repair manual.


One Response to “Outlaw motorcycle gangs”

  1. not the People Against Goodness And Normalcy!!!!

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