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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

@jrrickard wheatgrass is aweso…

@jrrickard wheatgrass is awesome! I made a raw salad today: jicama, Fuji apple, cucumber, corn, with a lime vinaigrette and avocado puree!

@jrrickard what day or days is…

@jrrickard what day or days is the class in DC? I could use a small vacation heh maybe I can drive you around

@punquin for you, I can make a…

@punquin for you, I can make an exception and get paid in bourbon barrel aged beer instead :p

@punquin give money and I’ll g…

@punquin give money and I’ll give your house the best cleaning a Mexican maid would!

I think I may find it on my in…

I think I may find it on my interest to not say a fucking word at work our else it’ll turn into a fucking hr nightmare