Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

Still working on conjuring a corporal patronum!!

She is my fucking dementor!!!!


Dear Maria chilidog, please tell me that you have a copy of Stabbing Westward’s UNGOD. I feel like I need to listen to that album about a dozen times hehehe.


maria chilidog are you gonna go ice skating today or tomorrow? please let me know asap, phone me please. Gracias.


what the fuck is going on tonite? tell me what to do bitches