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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

@plesiosaur I get the same fee…

@plesiosaur I get the same feeling after playing sly cooper, only difference is that after playing sly cooper I want to go and steal stuff

@plesiosaur impenetrable? boo…

@plesiosaur impenetrable? books are for to read!! stop trying to attack every thing with your penis!

Living the Low Life

Holy crap! I just saw this thing on Speed tv called Living The Low Life.  Basically they showcase low rider cars.  It is no surprise that 99.9% of the people featured on the show is of hispanic descend, up to and including the hot girl that is the host.  Man does she have hips that […]

@dizkodan You going into the o…

@dizkodan You going into the office or data center tomorrow? I get off work at around noon or something.

@meltoids you are not bitching…

@meltoids you are not bitching about people thinking you are younger right? last I checked on that most women would think it a compliment 😛

@meltoids you are not bitching…

@meltoids you are not bitching about people thinking you are younger right? last I checked on that most women would think it a compliment 😛

@meltoids you can always get a…

@meltoids you can always get a mexican to scare the bejesus outta that guy @ work, and by that I mean get your mexican to stab him!! 🙂

@punquin you know, I have to a…

@punquin you know, I have to admit, that iced soy chai tea thing you made me was pretty freaking good, even if it came outta a box

its almost 5am and still no sl…

its almost 5am and still no sleep. I wonder if other are awake by choice or their inability to sleep…va savoir?

@jrspipboy Yeah man, you bette…

@jrspipboy Yeah man, you better remind me to do that as well. I forget just about everything. I had to put dan’s party on outlook calendar

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