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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

Apparently I am a ratialist!!!

“Why can’t you speak in spanish to me? are you too cool to speak it? are you ashame of your heritage? Do you not like hispanic? what is wrong with you?”  No, you dumbass, I won’t engage in an exchange that utilizes spanish- or any other language for that matter- if I am surrounded by […]

Recap for the weekend and this week so far…

Friday afternoon I had beers and chicken wings with my boy DizkoDan.  The wing factory makes some tasty chicken wings.  Afterwards I believe, if I recall correctly, we went to a new vegetarian Indian restaurant for dinner.  It never ceases to surprise me just how long I refused to eat Indian food based on the […]

8 v 21 gears

Because I was hella bored earlier today, I rode “my” bike, it was relaxing.  I have to admit that it was a totally different experience.  This bike, while still a hardtail, has a much nicer fork/front suspension than my older bike, has mechanical disc brakes, and much fatter tires, and it only has 8 gears! […]

Rain rain go away, come again some other day

First I’d like to thank T-bone ‘Rican Bantung for letting me borrow his bike.  I’d also like to thank his wife, Dawn, for some delicious cupcakes. I am sitting here contemplating just how badly is going to rain later today and just how much I need to get my rain jacket back.  I should’ve taken […]

I still hate jogging

I went to sleep at around midnight and for some reason I woke up around 2am, and I was having such a nice sleep, go figure.  After looking around in the int3rW3bz I realized that I wouldn’t go back to sleep no matter what.  I stayed up reading and browsing the net until roughly 7:45am […]

shoes hah!!

I just looked at my shoes and realized that I am wearing two different shoes!!! they sort of look alike, however they are from two different manufacturers.  I am wearing one shoe from Avia, and one shoe from New Balance.  There is somethign to be said about not caring about how you look when you […]

Plan B

Who would’ve thought that frying pork would take so long, the chicharron is taking way too long, moving on to plan b.  I guess my family will have to settle for chorizo and eggs breakfast rather than chicharron…Suckage. I moved 20 gigs of mp3’s from my ipod to my computer, 15 minutes later I realize […]

Bertucci’s, music, tv shows, and cartoons…

I had lunch with my friend J-Dog earlier, I had a good time.  We went to Bertucci’s and, as expected, the rolls were still my favorite part of the meal.  I was baffled by the absence of butter but my anxiety (yes, I freak out if I cannot have butter with my bread) quickly moved […]

Do you really have room to talk?

If you are going to talk about a company not holding up their end of a “contract” and legal issues, please be sure not to generalize, specially if you are going to throw in the part in which you try to make yourself more important by stating “I am a lieutenant coronel blah blah in […]

Causality

It is almost 4am and I still cannot sleep, I am neither tired nor sleepy, I feared this would happen.  I cannot recall the last time I had a great 8hrs+ of sleep and have the following days go with relatively, even by my standards, semi-decent sleep. An hour ago I went outside hoping for […]

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