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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

I wish I knew where I put my p…

I wish I knew where I put my passport last. I need to finish this paperwork so my fingerprints can be taken.

@rmcwentz hells yeahz again! I…

@rmcwentz hells yeahz again! I can totally take down the all time record if I starve myself prior to going there next

twenty flatliners baby!!! I sh…

twenty flatliners baby!!! I shoulndt be allow to eat that many chicken wings in one sitting.

why am I still awake?

why am I still awake?

14 flat liners later, from buf…

14 flat liners later, from buffalo wing factory, I feel like I had too many wings

test

test

@dizkodan I’ve got the perfect…

@dizkodan I’ve got the perfect way to get outta jury duty!!!

I just purchased a bike so tha…

I just purchased a bike so that i can run around like a moron in berlin aww yeahh

Good=metro-train-rail works on…

Good=metro-train-rail works on the honor system! nobody checks if you actually have a ticket. Bad= 90%+ stores dont take credit cards

sprechen sie deustch? I just …

sprechen sie deustch? I just had the biggest cheeseburger in Alemania!!

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