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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

18  10 2008

Locked keys inside car, had to…

Locked keys inside car, had to wait nearly two hours for “auto rescue” to come and unlock car. I wish I had company for movie n margaritas


16  10 2008

@meltoids what/who/how/what th…

@meltoids what/who/how/what the heck? what happened? did ya try to stab your boss?


16  10 2008

@doggiegirl I didnt do any dri…

@doggiegirl I didnt do any drinking last night, it was good though. Debate= mccain spoke and acted like a true a douchebag.


16  10 2008

Kissy Kissy

kissy Kissy 2

I love my mommy….but first I have to make sure I let her know I can hurt her too 🙂


15  10 2008

@doggiegirl Thanks a bunch. W…

@doggiegirl Thanks a bunch. What part of arlington area? I hadnt planned on it but I get to pick where i want to eat so maybe hehe


15  10 2008

@dizkodan quien es gabe?

@dizkodan quien es gabe?


15  10 2008

Stop the Dark Lord!!

Someone I hold very dear to my heart showed me this.  It came at a time in which I wasn’t feeling altogether there, it made me laugh so hard.  I feel like I must share it with the world, enjoy.

PS: this picture has been shamelessly placed here without the consent of its creator.  I hope the creator doesn’t take an issue with my posting it here; however I will gladly remove it if he/she does.

PSS: Vote Obama!!!!


14  10 2008

testing test test 2 three quattro pizza hut dna evidence

una pruebita hasta que pueda organizar mejor las fotos.

Just a test until I get the pictures more organized in their proper folders and such….besides it gives me something to look forward to doing and getting me out of bed.


14  10 2008

Gutten morgen. Me llamo Marley Jimenez and I speak three languages

Yeah, this is me, Marley Jimenez.  Soy la mas nueva adicion al clan Jimenez, pero los Jimenez en Berlin por si tengas dudas.  I don’t speak yet but if I am lucky I’ll be speaking Deutch, English, and Español by the time I start going to school.  Mi tio Ivan algun dia me contara cual fue la obsession de tener esta pagina dedicada a mi, pero mi tio es medio loco asi que quizas no le pueda creer todas sus historias, especialmente si van acompañadas de un Grey Goose martini.  My uncle Ivan also wishes he could speak more German so hat he can talk to me in German when he comes to visit me.


10 2008

Got ya. I’m getting off work a…

Got ya. I’m getting off work at 130 cuz I don’t feel like staying til 3pm


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