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I went out for stroll on my rollerblades earlier today.  I must’ve been outside no more than 12 minutes when one of the wheels in my right rollerblade jammed and wouldn’t rotate freely anymore.  When I finally was able to regain control-I was going down a hill as fast as I could at the time- the back wheel was dead.  I would like to state for the record that I was officially annoyed when that happened.  I had just replaced my wheels, the new set had exactly 15.5 miles on them!

I am not sure what pisses me off more, the fact that I have to buy a new set for no less than $55 or the fact that I was only out for 12 minutes when I had originally planned to be out goofing off for at least 2 hours.

My hands smell like garlic, blood, and some mexican marinade from the Carniceria del Norte.  Yeaah

Man, it is bright here.  I’ve had sun coming through my window since like 5am uhmm well i noticed it around 5am ok.

It is 6:45 now and I think I am just gonna go and put my rollerblades and go around the neighborhood.

I cannot find the Night Stalker book all that interesting for some reason, I guess I just don’t feel like reading that much… Naww, It has to be the book, it is just not that interesting.  I guess I can always go back to reading Kant’s Foundation for the metaphysics of ethics or something.

The website for this city sucks big donkey balls, I guess I am just used to the Fairfax county’s website.

I was under the impression that I had left all the rude people back in the east coast, today I realized that wasn’t the case.  Places to avoid, because of the people, Cripple Creek.  Also the food wasn’t the greatest and the service was slow at the restaurant.

I was suddenly reminded how much I like, and cannot wait for the next season to start, of that show yesterday afternoon.  I nearly killed a “black eye Susan” because it looked like a weed to me.  How that has any correlation to the show you ask? well it doesn’t really, other than the title, nevertheless I was reminded of that show.

She didn’t die, she relocated and watered.  She is perking up now, she ain’t giving me the “satisfaction” of dying, she runs on hate.

My allergies have not bothered me much here, other than my nose bleeding-no more than the usual- I have yet to have any other problems.  So far so good for allergies.

I think we are making a beer and milk run today.  Beer to keep our bodies regulated and milk for cooking.  The body needs a regular regiment of yeast, barley, and hops to survive-at least that is my theory and I am sticking to it.

I just got a call from work “hey, what are you doing?” What kind of shit is that?  Seriously.  Oh well, I should just not answer my phone if I get a call from work, I suppose it is my fault.

Finished two books.  The heroin diaries was very entertaining.  The Ice Man, Confessions of a Mafia Killer was disturbing, entertaining, exciting, and puzzling at the same time.  Currently reading about the night stalker, so far is entertaining but forgettable.

We are going to a small town with casinos or something later, later.  I think we are going to get more top soil from home depots again.

So we went to Falcon trail and took our mountain bikes there.  The trail is awesome and I can tell you this right now, there aint anything like that in VA.  I had a lot of fun in spite of the fact that I got separated from the group and then somehow I got lost.  My legs were pumping battery acid at one point, it was delicious! Pizza and kiwi lemonade was had for lunch after the ride.

We went to home depots and bought some gardening stuff.  We are working on how to get rid off of all the damn dead sod since we are doing a flower bed in a small area in the yard.  I think we might have to rent a truck and dispose of it in the nearest landfill or something right?

We made the front of the house look pretty 😉  we planted some anti-rabbit plants-not really anti-rabbits they just don’t think they are tasty so they still away from them- and put a border with pretty red pavers around the tree outside.  Oh yeah, we discovered we have grubs…bitches I tell you.

My friend gizmo comes and chills with me every night, he likes to  be petted a lot.  He is on a diet but he is still a bit overweight…Fat cats rule.  Pumpkin-aka the orange thing- is still an adorable bitch as usual.  I think my presence did upset her for the first 24 hrs because she was acting extra mean and psycho, but she is back to just being a lovable little psycho biatch cat 🙂

Uhmm yeah thats about it for now.  I think we are going to the spic store and then uhmm I dont know, maybe we’ll get some beer or something.

Oh yeah, I made chorizo for breakfast, it was good.

They are the rudest TSA security I’ve ever dealt with, hands down plain rude with no justification other than I am not white.  They somehow missed a KNIFE I had in my laptop bag, pretty awesome aint it?

Colorado’s air is so fresh.

tomorrow cannot come soon enough. I need a haircut and it would probably be good to eat something as well

people are rude I tell you.

@punquin sure we can, just do the earth a favor kill everyone, then we’ll be green 😛