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@doggiegirl how did the surprise check on staff go, fired anyone? dont forget your charger or your pjs in car today. l8rz

I slept for 8 uninterrupted, glorious, life-giving 8 hours!! Is this how people ought to feel when they wake up? I havent felt this good solely based on the fact that I got a great night sleep since uhhmm well I simply dont recall. Nevermind that my allergies are kicking my ass and I can smell blood each and every time I inhale air to breathe, at least I don’t taste it yet; nevermind that my eyes are puffy because I left the window opened and there is entirely way too much pollen flying around in my room, nevermind that I have to get up in a couple of minutes and go to work, I wish I could have sleep this great every night.

I sit at the edge of my debating if i should get up and make me some breakfast or if I just want to sit and relax as i watch “Man vs Wild” haha I just saw Bear eat raw meat off a dead zebra that was formerly food for the lions and vultures accordingly. I think I am gonna make me some breakfast now.

Tell me, how did you sleep last night?

Proposal is almost done, i can see the end of the finish line, two more sections to go and 2 hours to do it in. I am hungry

5am and my final research proposal is not ready yet I have to turn this in by noon and I have to be at work at 6am. Suckage!!

I got an email from one of my professors today.  He was responding to one of the arguments we had in class and why I didnt think that he should give people partial, or any credit for that matter, on one of the questions in the quiz.  The best line of his email reads “…I try to err on the side of generosity (when it is warranted)–perhaps you are misanthropic old tosser…”   this had me in tears, in fact I spat diet coke on my couch from laughing so hard.  There isnt one day that goes by that I do not regret dropping his class.  I am a freaking idiot.

@dizkodan yes, it is tragic to know that one cares so much about something that you no longer really have your heart into eh?

Must get up and a) clean house b) work on the final draft of my research proposal for class

As I was leaving work one of my coworkers approached me and asked me if i could help one of our customers real quick, reluctantly I agreed and the following took place:

Customer: “Do you know what the home depot tax id number is?” me:”for what purpose? what exactly are you looking for?” Customer: “well, I am trying to buy something but it needs to be a tax exempt sale” me:”oh, yeah that would be a number that you have which was issued by the IRS.  We dont keep them on file unless you’ve registered with us on our website.  Once you register with us, we still dont keep it on file but we simply issue a random number that goes into a database that identify you as a tax exempt customer” Customer:”Really? because Lowe’s looked it up last night” me:”that is very cool, but we dont have those capabilities” Customer:”okay, well, uhmm yeah” me:”do you know if your organization has registered with us?” Customer looks at me as if i were an idiot  me:”let me show you” At this point I proceed to open my browser and go to our website and show him all the steps that he needs to take in order to register as a tax exempt customer me:”once you do that you can either bring in the paperwork that the website tells you to print and/or at the time of the sale you tell us that you are tax exempt and to have us look you up.  We can look you up by either phone number and/or name of the organization.  Unless you do this there is no other way for you to get the tax exempt privilege” Customer:”really” me:”Yes, other than that I dont have another way to do so.  I cannot sit here and wave my magic wand and conjure it out of thing air, that is the only way” at this point the customer’s voice, body language, and overall demeanor changed and then he just started looking at me really angry.  After a few more minutes he seemed “satisfied” with my answer and he walked away.  It was at this moment that I looked at his t-shirt closely and realized that he was wearing a Harry Potter t-shirt!!! bwaahahha yeah I think I offended him without even meaning to.  Have I developed a sick six sense to be able to offend people without even meaning to?  Sometimes I wonder.

@doggiegirl What kinda phone is it? I cant complaint about mine but then again I dont much with it though I miss my old motorola v70

@doggiegirl stop reading webmd, it is the devil! everytime I read that stuff I come up with new diseases I am suffering from