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I should really be studying for my final tomorrow, however I dont feel like it. I much rather be outside rollerblading, attempting to be as white as I can be.

Since I couldnt get anyone to just decide to say “fuck you” to both work and school, I decided to go to 7 springs ski resort by myself. For the record, I had the most fun I’ve had this entire year! I do not regret my decision of going by myself for a multitude or reasons a) There is very few people out there that can ski from 9am to 6pm without a break, not even for a cofee, beer or food b) I did whatever the fruck I want it, I didnt have to worry about the skill level of my would be companion since I didnt have any. I spent most of the time in the black diamonds 🙂 c) I didnt have to worry about either getting sick by my drinking and/or whether or not my would be companion would be too wasted to make it back to the room d) I was able to make fun of as many people as I wanted to at the bar without having to worry about offending anyone (the people I was making fun of do not count clearly) besides they were too stupid to realize it anyways e) I ended up meeting a couple of people that hung out in my room for a while, and after getting pretty wasted they went back to their room. Frankly, they could’ve stayed there since I had an extra bed and I didnt give a crap about anything.
There is a few things I realized in this trip. I realized that I need to get my ass back in the gym and do some serious workout. After 15 hours of skiing I just couldnt do it anymore, my legs felt like jelly and I couldnt even walk straight. Also, it is a very good idea to get the insurance if you are renting shit. After rendering a ski useless, the extra whooping $1 I paid for insurance, saved me from having to replace the set of skis :).
I also hate fedex with a passion!!! They didnt lose my shit, but they were fucking late. My skis got delivered to my house about ten to twenty minutes after I left for 7 springs!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE?!! I wish they would’ve been another day late instead of depriving me from using my own skis by about ten minutes. I hate you fedex.
Next year, I am gonna have to save enough money to go to Colorado or Canada or something cuz I want bigger, more dangerous slopes. Maybe I have a death wish but I am having fun for now.
Transmission ended.

Sometimes I wish I had a coat hanger, a time machine, and that the FBI didnt have my fingerprints in their database already.

So I am greeted by the sight of snow falling on the ground this morning :). Somehow snow made me forget how much I dislike school and at that very moment I dreaded going to school because I wanted to get some sleep instead… instead I forgot about school and I decided to do what any good mexican would do when he/she sees snow falling on the ground I am going skiing biiiitches!!!!
that is all.

I am bored, I dont like class, I am totally going to smack someone before the end of the day unless I decide to skip class and go skiing instead. I cant believe that I cant find anyone that would just up and go uhmm I suppose having a real job and shit would put a damper on things eh?
So yeah, I am debating whether I want to make it to my 3 pm class or if I want to just go skiing instead. It is only $20 dollars after 4pm and the rentals are free!!! with college id that is…lets go biiiitches!!!!

Feeling like a box jellyfish aimless, brainless, and well capable of killing!!!! Dont fuck with me muthafucka!!!!

Please, do yourself a fucking favor, do not greet me with a smile on your face when I damm well know that up to recently you would’ve loved to fucking kill me with your own bare hands. I love how you can sit there and act the part, I love how you can sit there and act as if nothing is wrong, yet I know that deep down inside I am on your shit list, and somehow I am trapped in this room that is packed to the rim with people that you have deemed as undesirable and that humanity can do well without them.
I can see right through all the bullshit, thank you very much, I dont want it. Perhaps I should let you in a bit into my mind and tell you exactly just what I know you think about me, but I am far too lazy and it is really not fucking important and it never was.
I should really not continue in this fashion, really.

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if I saw nothing else today, I could die a happy man.
Things like this really make me appreciate just how little my problems in life really are.

Suddenly left with the feeling, taking a shit without anything going wrong, is heavenly.

Yours truly, The Turd Burglar.

She is my fucking dementor!!!!

Dear Maria chilidog, please tell me that you have a copy of Stabbing Westward’s UNGOD. I feel like I need to listen to that album about a dozen times hehehe.