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Despite my repeated attempts to have you give me access to your ftp site, you have not done so. Since I saw it fit to break into your shit without your consent, it is only fitting I let you know that your pictures are now uploaded and ready to be seen and distributed to your now extended family in California.
Hehe naww, I did however uploaded the pictures. Not all of the pictures are uploaded, only about half of them are in that folder. I am in the process of scanning some more pictures, but I’ll be missing about 36 more. The missing 36 pictures are unfortunately the pictures from the actual wedding, when I went to pick up the pictures they looked good; however they had dust specks in a few spots. Usually I am not that much of a bitch and complaint about a few dust specks on my pictures, but since these pictures are from the wedding I saw no other alternative but to act like a bitch and have them redo them. Hopefully I will be getting them back today, if not they’ll be back on Monday/Tuesday. Although I guess I can always ask to see if they can be picked up from the Rockville location if they havent shipped them out to the Springfield store yet.
In case you are wondering how I uploaded them pictures. Well, I believe that sometime last year you created an account for me, I knew I had the information somewhere around here but I had to find it. I found it amongst some of the saved emails I have and shit.
Please let me know if you have any questions. BTW, I scanned the pictures at a low resolution for optimum on-screen viewing. I knew that Maria’s family are dying to see them, so I made them small purposely. I figure that way you can email them shitz or just put them up online somewhere for them to download/see.
Peace out.

New allergie medicine does not interact with alcohol very well. Boy am I drunk after only three sour apple martinis I had about 3 hours ago !!!!

I suppose I should stop being a fucking slacker. I decided that I was not going to study for my until until this morning, the exam is scheduled at 11:oo am. I dont get around to looking at my notes until around 10pm or something because I decided that having breakfast and napping was far more important. I just realized that I am missing notes from 3 out of 6 chapters that will be on the final test YAYYYYYYY. So I am guessing that I am going to do fairly poor on this final, I am going with a 75-80 give or take +- 4. yeah I am a fucking slacker

Dear Jade Alvey: Please tell me that you still have in your possesion my Apoptygma Berzerk “Mourn” Ep, because I will Cut you otherwise 🙂

It appears that the membership to the 24 hour gym is going to cost about $60 a month. I am thinking it is a good deal, and I ma take it. Fo shizzle my nizzle !!!!

Do any of you know of a gym that is open 24 hr around here?
For those of you that know me, here= northern virginia
and shit

I just finished shaving, I am not happy of course. After finish shaving I realized something, I’ve not shaved my face completely for at least 7 years. I was half tempted to go ahead and shave all the freaking hair off my face, but then I realized something, I havent got the balls to do it. I suppose I fear that I would look like a fucking idiot if I did do it.
So after careful deliberation, I’ve decided that once I lose some weight I’ll be shaving all the hair off my face off…uhmm say once I get to be 175 pounds…. yeah yeah I know what you are thinking “Shit, that will never happen you fatass”, tis cool tis cool I shall prove you wrong in about five weeks 🙂

Magnificent, exquisitely delightful…. that is all
For the record, I didnt cry once although I must say that I almost towards the end.

Wow, that is all I have to say about that….. yeah…. Wow

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”