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So like heaven and hell didnt work out too well last night hehehe
I think I was a bit late

dad: hola hijo come estas?
me: bien
dad: estas comiendo bien?
me: si todo bien de acuerdo a los parametros de mi dieta
dad: has dormido bien?
me: mas o menos, pero anoche dormi mejor
dad: bueno, si vas a dormir acompañado, claro que no vas a poder dormir bwaahahaha
me: hehhee gracioso ehehehe

Yeah my dad is a cool mofo

I think I’ll go and see a movie tonite and shit

I am officially drunk tonite, and somehow I aint sleepy, what the fuck!!!

Where the fuck is all the snow at???
screw you weather people for getting my hopes up.

Please tell me I left my laptop at your hizzou

The highlight of the day so far http://www.mountgay.com/
this is entirely too fucking funny, I am going to get a HUUUGE poster of this shit and put it on fagmo’s door

which one of you bitches be going to see hybrid tonite??
does anyone have any bright ideas for something to do tonite?

What will the doctor say?

I suppose I can always go to the gym for an hour.