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Against all good judgement, I have taken all 6 test required for this intahweb class in the last 24 hours. I am not sure if I should feel proud of this or terribly upset. I have waited until the last possible minute to do all the assignments and take all the required test, and to my surprise I have done all of it with time to spare. I have to score but a 70 on my last test (which I will take as soon as I am done posting this shiiiit) and I will get an A in the class. I feel like going home and not taking the last exam, which will still give me a B average for the class. Uhmm yeah now I need to not forget to fill out all the fucking transfer paperwork and all that jazz before the deadline.

Dear Mr Ed Smrcka-Duffy, it is a great pleasure to inform you that I am currenlty in possesion of the following dvds: Bubba-ho-tep, V (miniseries and movie), and Schindler’s list. I dont know how long I’ve had them for, prolly since your last party, however I do wish to return them to their rightful owner. After careful deliberation I’ve decided that it would be in my interest to come over to your hizzou, return the aforementioned movies, and borrow a truckload of movies for my viewing pleasure. Your cooperation is appreciated
Sincerly, yours truly, TEH LUV MUNKIE

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So you all bitches better be coming out to nations Friday night … yeah I’ll be at nation celebrating my bday and shit
give me a call if you bitches be interested in coming out and shit, if you are short in fund let me know either way, I will be more than glad to either help you with the entrance fee and/ or a few drinks. Peace niggah

Has anyone been to the H&M store in dc?? not the one in the shops at gtown but the one in F street?
Them bitches have this shirt that I really like and I want to go and buy it, cause them bitches didnt have my size in the store at potomac mills… uhmm maybe they dont make that shit in fatass size… anyways. I also wanna go to the Banana Republic in DC cause I want to see if they got a shirt that I cant purchase from their website, once again it seems they are out of fatass sizes and shit.
Fagmo: would you like to go to DC and look at around at clothes and shit? I still need to check out that place you told me about. I cant remember the name of it but you said it was like one of your new favorite places to go shopping at and stuff, and god knows gay man have better taste in clothes than straight man.
Dan: I am really fucking busy with school and shit but I’ll definately free up some time in a monday or wednesday afternoon if your black ass wants to hang out, maybe we can go and get a bite to eat and/or we can go and play pool for an hour or two.
PS: Thank you Ed for making me gay, I hate you, that is all

Why the fuck do I have to get sick? I never get sick, but there is always the one time out of the year that I get a cold. I am not one to complaint about pain or things like, except for my allergies and how much I hate spring, but cheesauce christ this cold is fucking killing me!!!!
Oh yeah to the fucking asshole that decided that deflating one of my tires would be a fucking fabulous idea uhmm FUUUUCK YOOOOOUUU!!
that is all.

Feliz Cumpleaños Mej

Today was pretty unproductive, I went to work and then came home and watched tv. While watching tv I realized that I needed to get a new belt, so I went shopping for a belt. I did get my belt, however I endeded up spending two hundred dollars in clothing. Thank you Ed for making me gay, I hate you very much 😛

Jesus H christ am I drunk
Damm you Sex on the bar
dat is all
I am too drunk to say anythig else

I cant register for a class, WHY? because apparently I need permission from the instructor. What does that mean for me??? It means I now have to go into school an hour earlier to go and talk to this dumb ho. blaaahh