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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

19  05 2004

103

I is hungry as a muthafucka
maybe going to the gym will
make that go away


05 2004

Friday Friday Friday

I am done with finals woooot wooot wooot
I feel obligated to celebrate and I am doing so by going out tomorrow night and I will see you guys at buzz 😛
PS: uhmm yeah psss Ed Duffy this is a kind request to at least be put on your reduce list 😛 although free guest list is always more than welcome.
yayyyyy


22  04 2004

I have a dream

I have a dream the day will come in which goddamm plants will not need mutherfucking pollen to reproduce
GODDAMM IT I HATE SPRING!!!!!


21  04 2004

100

I have had it with ppl telling me that macaroni’s grill is a good place to eat. I ask myself “are these ppl fucking stupid or are they simply satisfied with mediocre tasting food?” I have to say that they are just fucking stupid, I fucking hate that place more than I hate goddamm olive garden
uhmm yeah fuck spring too


19  04 2004

how I fucking hate spring

So it has begun, perhaps much earlier than in previous years but alas spring is here and so is my love/hate relationship with spring. I cannot explain to you how much I fucking hate hate spring to you right now, however I can tell you that I love the fact that bitches are starting to wear less clothes viva los skirts and shorts uhmm yeah did I mention I also fucking hate spring???


04 2004

Blind Date

“I am not gonna lie, if you are my girlfriend I will cheat on you if I see an upgrade”

bwwaaahahahah niiice


29  03 2004

Vermont Casting Grills Rule

Thank You canadian friends for making one of the finest series of grills ever known to man
Vermont casting grills is the shitz!!!


26  03 2004

Chris Rock LIve

All I gotz to says is dat x rock better be fucking funny tonite or else I will fucking burn a cross outside DAR constitution hall
And now I just need directions to DAR constitution hall hehehe


11  03 2004

Go to the gym my ass

So I decided to go shopping for some clothing and I ended up spending a couple hundred dollars.
Its amazing how much money one can spend on clothing.
I must go to the gym


03 2004

To captain AO

did you by any chance happen to record the new episode of the sopranos in your tivo??? please let me know for I was unable to watch it


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