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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

03 2004

notary

Any of you bitches know a place and/or someone that can notorize a power of attorney that is close by my hizzou? I need to do deeeez shit by tomorrow noon.
Aint Mr Sweeney in this line of duty?


19  02 2004

92

Maria Elba, do you wanna hang out wif me during spring break???
I get wednesday and thursday off fo reel uhmm spring break starts like on 03/06/04


19  02 2004

Re:

Cheesauce I just found the best Gardenburger


17  02 2004

90

yo biatch, my buddy wants to come and check out the cubik room tomorrow night so I was wondering if you do me a favor and hook him up with the reduced price list juntz, for him and his hoe…. the names are christopher vinh and christina cardona and yours truly…. I’ll be coming tomorrow night because after three test and one big presentation I need a fucking drink….. tell me if you can hook a brotha up


15  02 2004

Addicted

My name is Ivan and I am addicted to The Inferno


10  02 2004

Psycho bitches

Some girl just called me an asshole in class…. I laughed it off.
Rob should I have said “get it right bitch, I am not just an asshole, I am a colossal asshole”


02 2004

http://www.kicon.com/law/cases_e/neworleans.html

I am tired


28  01 2004

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHWWAAHAHAH

“Plum wine is orgasm in a bottle”
I’ve heard alot of shit but nothing farther from the truth than the aformentioned statement, which leads me to believe to the following:
a) This person just doesnt know much about wine
b) This person needs to try other dessert wines
c) An expensive date and the initial infatuation with a person of the opposite sex can really warp one’s perception of reality.

bwaaahahahahahhahahahhaha
I shall now come back to doing my homework bawaaahahahhwhahahhaha


23  01 2004

For everyone but bob white

are you a bit offended when someone asks “are you losing hair?”


23  01 2004

Dentist suck

Who would’ve thought that a “deep cleaning” involved alot of bleeding gums and moderate to somewhat unconfortable amount of pain


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