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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

23  01 2004

Big booty bitches on the stairmaster

Talk about inspiration, there was this chick at the gym that did the stairmaster for 50 minutes without a break!!!!! I dont know if I was mesmerized by her tenacity or her perfectly shaped ass.
BTW the ballys at landmark is fucking huge


21  01 2004

82

Why is it that sometimes people just seem to purposely want to piss me off
me: I’d like to see if proffessor sullivan is available this afternoon
dick at adj office: uhmm why yes he will be in the office from 5 pm until 6pm
me: I’d like to make an appointment please.
dick: we cannot make appointments in such short notice.
me: okay, now would you at least be kind enough to tell me if he is booked for today?
dick: uhmm it doesnt look like he is booked, his open hours are open.
me: so even though his open hours are open I cannot make an appointment?
dick: yeah.
FUUUUUCK YOU!!! Goddamm hippies, I hate you all.


21  01 2004

OMFG the world is going to end, Iz gotz a cell phone

So it appears that I now have a cell phone, for those “fortunate” enough to see this post here is the info
571 723 3374
yeah and stuff


19  01 2004

My favorite Goth

Someone once told me that if I were a fruit I’d be a cantaloup, and to this day I still dont know what that means. I wonder what she is up to nowadays, I miss her and her fickleness.


15  01 2004

79

I sometimes wonder if my luck can get any worse this semester
a) my teacher doesnt like me cause I came in late, nevermind that there was unusually large amounts of traffic.
b) I have had the misfortune of becoming part of a class group for the rest of the semester, and I must say that the people I am working with are quite possibly some of the dumbest mutherfucker I’ve ever worked with.
c) I ruined my lovely dkny shirt I bought two weeks ago (tragedy)
d) I have to work at 5:30 in the morning

fuckity fuck


14  01 2004

78

Some days I just I could kill somebody
me: I need to speak to my advisor, I’d like to make an appointment please.
dumb muthafucka behind desk: Uhmm yeah he wont be in until 5pm.
me: I am aware of of that, I would like to make an appointment to talk to him please.
dumb muthafucka behind desk: There is no need for you to make an appointment, his schedule is free, just show up and you can see him.
me: are you sure?
dumb biatch behind desk: yes, it wont be a problem.

So I show up at 5pm and to my surprise there were three people already waiting to talk to my advisor and guess what? THEY ALL HAD MADE APPOINTMENTS TO SEE HIM!!!!

I fucking hate people, that is all.


01 2004

77

Dear Rob Shortley this is what I am talking about


30  12 2003

76

New cd player installed in my car, and I must say IT FUCKING RULES
if you are wondering which unit I had installed in my car
it is the Pioneer DEH-P7500MP


30  12 2003

75

Dear Leanne Shortley:
I must apologize for I am now drinking one of your negra modelo beers
this is actually not too bad


30  12 2003

heh..

Dear Mr Rob Shortley:
I am bored, I am coming ovah to your place right now to steal my scsi cable for my scanner
I shall molest your cats too.


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