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Dear Laura Halfacre
why dont you ever return my calls? why wont you call me back? is it because I am mexican?
oh oh oh what I am not good enough for you???

wif luv LG

There are four motorcycle “clubs”/gangs that are in violation of the RICO statue
a) Hell’s angels b) The Outlaws c) The bandidos d) The Pagans.
All this groups have a very well define hierarchy and they use colors and tattoos and patches to symbolize something ie: by the way in order to earn this patches you must perform this acts in public a)white wings: this member has performed cunnilingus in a white woman b) black wings: member has performed cunnilingus in a black woman c) black and red wings: member has perform cunnilingus in a black woman that is menstruating d) brown wings: member has “tossed some salad” d) blue wings: member has performed homosexual fellatio e) green wings: member has perform cunnilingus in a woman that has std’s .. and my personal favorite f) Purple wings: member has had some sorta sex with a dead body.
Motorcycle gang lingo:
a) cutie: female picked up from the streets and brought to a party… with the intentions of having her perform sexual favors for club members… if the “cutie” resist then usually a gang rape is on the menu.
b) mama: female that is “property” of the club and she is up for grabs for any member of the gang that wishes to have sexual relations with her
Motorcycle gang tattoos:
a) the number 13: advertises that this member uses and deals marijuana and/or methamphetamines
b) the number 22: advertises taht this member has done time in jail usually for commiting a murder
c) 1%: term coined after police chief in san francisco ( I think ) said that only 1% of all motorcycle clubs fit the Outlaw Motorcycle gang profile, most biker clubs are law abiding citizens.
Something that I found really funny was the fact that in their wedding ceremonies they read not from a bible but from a Harley Davidson parts manual…. when divorces are performed they read from the Harley Davidson repair manual.

I always thought making drugs was alot more complicated than it really is. I guess I would never try to make methamphetamines, for the obvious risk of blowing up my lab/house/etc. I suppose the easiest ones are opiates but then again I dunno.
I now posses the basic knowledge on how to make crack, opium, morphine, heroin (both the white kind and the brown aka: Mexican mud varieties) and shit. Why cant I learn things that will help me in one way or the other to make money in the near future without running the risk of going to to the big house???
Yeah and stuff, I know also know more about organized crime than I ever wished to know…. I never realized that original gangsters were irish and some of the most feared ones were jewish, of all the muthafucking ppl jewish (they used to run Murder inc).
biiiiitches.

So like u wants to hang out or just chill on monday night??
please reply promptly hehehe
maria dont hate

Maria what are you doing up so early? its like 8:15 in the morning and I got aim messages from you? go to sleep homie 😛

U know I dont usually make comment like this but I feel like I need to this now
I believe I am one a very fortunate person because I have the greatest family on earth (to those that disagree well FUCK YOU!!! ) I love my parents and I love my brother and sistah and the love I feel for them cannot be described in words or actions … yes I love them that much and I am very greatful that they feel the same way towards me.
I dont think I could ever say it enough but my family rules and if I could ever have at least 10% of what my parents have in a relationship of my onw I’d be a very fucking happy man….. Mom and Dad thank you for being my parents, thank you for being my friends and confidants, thank you for your support and most of all thank you for allowing me to be part of this family with all my flaws… I love you guys

when: Saturday 28th at 8 pm ( I figure since we ar such slacker everyon will start showing up at 9pm)
where: My house.

same deal as my last party, ssp will be djing the night away and I will have have snacks and
some alcohol for everyone. If you aint been to my hizzou let me know so I can give you directions

AWWWW YEEAAAHHH
check me out suckas, I am thinking I should try to sell this picture to some mexican beer company…. how would you like to be greeted with that picture on your next bottle of Corona?

Martha stewart showed me how to eat turkey with my butt!!!
Happy thanksgiving everyone

Well fuck I guess it was time for a goddamm new monitor
I come home and tried to turn on my monitor and I am greeted with a big loud pop from that piece of shit…. I guess I gotta go and get a new one now.. unless one of my good friend would like to give me one of the monitors they got lying around for very very very cheap…. I just aint got the money to go and buy a new monitor fuck that shit !!!
hijo de puta can anything else go fucking wrong today!!!!!