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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

18  09 2007

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So apparently I am an uncle now. My little brother’s kid was delivered earlier this morning via c section. The kid was trying to come out feet first. I told my brother that his kid is such a fucking wetback that the only reason his kid was coming out feet first was so that as soon as he was out of the womb he could make a run for the border!!!. His name is Marley and for now he is in an incubator because he was a bit premature and he was having a bit of difficulty breathing. Everything else checked out fine though.


5 Responses to “204”

  1. i hope he gets better soon so he can join me in mocking you.

  2. nice!… Uncle YT… heh

  3. I think that!! that kid is such a wetback that he will be automatically drawn to shank you as soon as he sees the paleness of your skin 😛

  4. d0od. Both Jerry and I said “that’s fucked up”.

    Congrats.

    My nephew’s gf just popped out his spawn. I am now Great Aunt Kimi.

  5. Danke. Naww it aint fucked up when even the father says “yeah I know eh? that nig gonna be selling chiclets and coronas on the side of the road soon!!” Yeah its like that 🙂 So you are a great aunt eh? You wanna know what is fucking hilarious? I was a great uncle before I was an uncle…….stooopid spics reproducing like its the new hotness 🙂 hehehe naww I just have a big family and shiiiiiiit.

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