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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

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I just finished my third martini of the night. I am ready for another one, yet I dont even feel like making another batch of them. I want to smoke a cigaretten but I dont feel like going outside, I dont smoke indoors cuz it makes my place smell like poo. Damn it, I wish […]

Spiders on my bed

So I walked pass my bed and I casually look at one of my pillows and what do I see? A spider about the size of a quarter, maybe a little bigger. My first reaction was to go get something from the beeping microwave but then I was afraid that if I did that I […]