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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

15  10 2003

Party

In view of the fact that everyone is gay and only three ppl bothered to answer my gay poll, I have decided:
a) I shall cook, I am having both lasagna and some sorta dead animal on the grill
b) This celebration will take place in the afternoon of 10/18/03(yes bitches that means three days from today)
c) You are more than welcome to bring either a dessert or some beverage (No nutz, I am allergic)
d) I will have Grey goose and tonic and some wine and shit lying around for everyone to enjoy
e) You bitches better let me know how many ppl are coming or else I aint going to have enough food for everyone.
f) Maria and Jeremy, I know you guys hate me but I’d appreciate it if you come and if you are coming let me know so I can cook something vegetarian.
g) Dan and Steph, I’d love to have you guys here for this but I know your schedules are all fuxors… in the event that you can make it out for this let me know so I can cook some vegetarian lasagna or something.
h) I am pretty, oh so pretty, and witty and gay!!!!


4 Responses to “Party”

  1. you can count on my presence

  2. why did you give ed the password to your account to write that?

  3. i work till 4pm 🙁

  4. its alright thats not late at all, considering all my friends are notorious for having a tendency for just all around been fucking late for everything I was planning on having everyone at six or seven pm….. more details to come soon hehe 😛

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