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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

I can smell blood now. I stil…

I can smell blood now. I still feel pretty good though, so nice out makes wanna be sitting in a beach in mexico drinking margaritas!!

@doggiegirl how did the surpri…

@doggiegirl how did the surprise check on staff go, fired anyone? dont forget your charger or your pjs in car today. l8rz

Refreshed

I slept for 8 uninterrupted, glorious, life-giving 8 hours!! Is this how people ought to feel when they wake up? I havent felt this good solely based on the fact that I got a great night sleep since uhhmm well I simply dont recall. Nevermind that my allergies are kicking my ass and I can […]