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Rants Of A Lazy Mexican

@punquin What’s wrong with you…

@punquin What’s wrong with your ac?

@meltoids you mean to say that…

@meltoids you mean to say that wasnt the case before? I am confused, freaking tree-huggers I tell ya 😉

@doggiegirl cutting/hurting my…

@doggiegirl cutting/hurting myself is an specialty of mine. Im no longer surprised when people say “oh my god, you are bleeding”

@hyperism congratulations Mrs …

@hyperism congratulations Mrs Helena Jidborg-Alexander, it feels good doesnt it? 🙂 beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Causality

It is almost 4am and I still cannot sleep, I am neither tired nor sleepy, I feared this would happen.  I cannot recall the last time I had a great 8hrs+ of sleep and have the following days go with relatively, even by my standards, semi-decent sleep. An hour ago I went outside hoping for […]

Laptop crashed. Just another day? oh wait my other laptop and desktop ain’t working either

I woke up this morning and for the first time in a long time, too long for that matter, I was delighted to see the time on my watch, it was 8:15am.  Now, for the majority of people, specially on a sunday, there wouldn’t be anything extraordinary about that; however when you take into account […]