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I need to stop preparing for an exam 2 hours prior to it; I suppose it is not as bad as not taking the time to even read the book and/or note at all(however I dont take notes, notes are for biiiitches).
In a completely totally unrelated story, I spent a good chunk of yesterday’s evening downloading songs for my mom and my pops so they can have some pretty coolio music for their xmas party.
Have I ever mentioned that my family rules!!!!

My teacher is sick so she canceled class. I suppose it is not bad enough that this fucking semester is riddle with goddamm holidays that would otherwise be just another lab and/or another 2 hours of lecture and now this shit?? Please bitch.

So I walked to the photo lab at school today to speak to Gail (lady that runs the photolab) and I was highly dissapointed by the results of our interaction. I was hoping I could use the lab in between classes since I have a rather long break between classes, 4 hours to be exact. Maybe I should’ve lied and told her that I was in an early class and that I was just there to use the lab, but noooo I had to be honest and I asked if I could just pay the fee for using the chemicals even though I wasnt taking a photo class. Gail was nice but she said that she couldnt let me do that unless I was taking a photo class, of course my natural reaction was “uhmm I am not taking a photo class but I am taking 15 credits hours in other subjects, does that count?” hehehe it didnt work… oh well FUUUUUUUUUCK FUCK THE WHITE MAN

I think I failed to inform my friends that the trier of fact in the dc sniper case happens to be one of my professors?
yeah beat that bitch!!!

Woke up at six am and made me breakfast.
Took my brother to work because my mother’s car has a flat tire so she ended up borrowing my brother’s car.
Showered.
Went to class and was highly dissapointed for they postponed our lab, apparently a lil cold is too fucking much for those bitches I have class with “its too cold to do the lab today since we have to do it outside”; to those ppl I say FUCK YOU!!!.
Checked email to see if tonite’s lecture had arrived but noooooo it aint there yet.
I sit here incredibly pissed off for I cant decide whether I should go to class tonite or just stay home and do nothing.

Fuck saturday mornings

Days like today just make me wanna punch the next goddamm feminist that speaks to me. Why do you have to make it a point to find your way into somebody else’s conversation. God forbid I say “Uhmm last I recall, you were not part of my lab group so what is it to you? Now if you would be so kind, why dont you just be quiet and let me and my other group members discuss the problem at hand?”; specially if the problem is deciding what the fuck the name of the group should be. I was trying to be practical and not try to hurt anybody’s feelings by naming it something really pedestrian, mundane, undistinguished like xyz or adidas ( one of the girls in my grounp was wearing an adidas shirt) or even mickey mouse; but noooo the other three girls in my group wanted to name it something “cool” and “original”. When I told them “well a) its not going to be “cool” nor “original” because someone has already named their team that way at one point or another, besides there are no extra points for creativity b) why cant we just be practical and name it something simple that we could all remember, I dont want my group to be called the crimestalkers or the goddamm csinova, nigga please c) if they wanted to name it something “cool” I was indeferent and I would agree to whatever they would come up with but I kindly asked not be bothered with what my opinion or input was.
I dont believe that I had an unreasonable request, I was trying to be practical and honestly I dint want to spend the last 30 minutes of class trying to come up with a stupid name; but noooo some dumb bitch has to come along and ruin my fucking day at school. I hope you die you fucking bitch!!!!

For the record:
If you are going to call me around 1am to tell me that you are “restless” and would like to go and have a drink or two, please do not be a fucking dumb muthafucking bitch and get stupid drunk and then expect me to drive your fucking car home and leave you in some stupid parking lot because “you’ll be okay” in an hour or two. I do not appreciate this kind of behavior at all.
ps: christie, dont be such a dumb bitch.
oh yeah do not call my fucking house ever again past midnight because I will tell you to shut the fuck up and leave me the hell alone. fucking bitches.

In view of the fact that everyone is gay and only three ppl bothered to answer my gay poll, I have decided:
a) I shall cook, I am having both lasagna and some sorta dead animal on the grill
b) This celebration will take place in the afternoon of 10/18/03(yes bitches that means three days from today)
c) You are more than welcome to bring either a dessert or some beverage (No nutz, I am allergic)
d) I will have Grey goose and tonic and some wine and shit lying around for everyone to enjoy
e) You bitches better let me know how many ppl are coming or else I aint going to have enough food for everyone.
f) Maria and Jeremy, I know you guys hate me but I’d appreciate it if you come and if you are coming let me know so I can cook something vegetarian.
g) Dan and Steph, I’d love to have you guys here for this but I know your schedules are all fuxors… in the event that you can make it out for this let me know so I can cook some vegetarian lasagna or something.
h) I am pretty, oh so pretty, and witty and gay!!!!

Okay so like my birthday is coming and shit, while I normally dont make a big deal out of it, I was thinking about having a few ppl over for dinner or something. I was debating whether I should order out or if I actually wanna go to the trouble of cooking or if I just wanna say the hell with it and do absolutely nothing other than getting totally fucking wasted at overflow. I guess this is the closest and prolly the only time that I’d come to a fucking poll:
a) should the party/dinner be done on saturday 17 or sunday 18?
b) what would be the best time to have it?
c) what do you bitches wanna eat: lasagna (please specify if meaty or vegetarian) , rice and beans (gotta
represent the mexicans) with some sorta
animal on top, should I just bbq some ribs and chicken, all of the above, none of the above, chinese take
out?
d) beer, wine, or liquor?
e) why is ed so fucking gay?
f) how many of you bitches would be able to come? I gotz to have an idea of the amount of food I needz to be
cooking.
g) is this poll gay?

Disclaimer: In the event that I might’ve forgotten to add someone to my “custom” group, please feel free to drop me a line and ask me if certain person was supposed to be getting this message but I forgot to add them. I believe I’ve included all the ppl I want at my house for this event, I will make no apologies to other bitches that are not on this list and if I hurt their feelings uhmm yeah FUCK THEM BIIIIITCHES. :p